Things I Learned Watching the Democratic National Convention

by strangedayonplanetearth

Democrats are very interested in time.  Specifically, today and tomorrow.  Today is the 21st century.  Tomorrow is … tomorrow.

Texans wear bootstraps.
We just lived through an American century.  I missed that.
Give us, Oh Lord, humility.
We defeated terrorism.  I missed that too.
The man in the ugly tie just said he is a “proud card-carrying capitalist.  Do people, like, say that?
The answer is President Barack Obama!