Democrats are very interested in time. Specifically, today and tomorrow. Today is the 21st century. Tomorrow is … tomorrow.
Texans wear bootstraps.
We just lived through an American century. I missed that.
Give us, Oh Lord, humility.
We defeated terrorism. I missed that too.
The man in the ugly tie just said he is a “proud card-carrying capitalist. Do people, like, say that?
The answer is President Barack Obama!