A Strange Day on Planet Earth

All things considered, it was a very productive sleeping month. Had a marital affair, discovered a magic washing machine, attended a funeral, received hate mail, saw spiritual principles turn into fabric, and appeared in a reality television show … where I could not open my eyes.

I also performed a spy mission overseas, which inadvertently led to the death of a rhinoceros. But the rhinoceros died laughing. That is some consolation.